And Now a Word from Our Sponsor

Got leaky sneaker soles? Rain boots with fine cracks that let in a little too much rain?Cheer up, Bucko. And run, don't walk, to your nearest Store Full of Stuff, saddle up to the counter, ask the clerk to put down her cell phone...and say two magic little words.

Yes, Shoe Goo. A couple of squirts into flabby rubber, a 48-hour wait, and baby, you're good
to dance through April puddles hand-in-hand with your sweetie. Or slog through wet beaches
right as the tide goes out.

Shoe Goo. $6.95.
Wherever fine Deadhorse Bay supplies are sold.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.